Soldier of Fortune 2 was released four years ago and it's still the master of maiming. In what other game can you slice off portions of enemies' faces, or peer into their gaping abdominal cavities with all the clinical detachment of a drunken ER orderly?
You have got to have some really big nuts to mess with a minigun-wielding shaman covered in scary tattoos, so it figures that no ordinary death would suffice for this guy. But we gotta hand it to Vulcan Raven--evaporating into a bunch of birds is a pretty slick way to buy the farm.
Public speaking? Phooey! Man's true number one fear is that which Kung Lao exploits during his "Buzz saw" Fatality in Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks. You know the fear we're talking about...
As if just wasting the babe from FFVII wasn't enough of a shock. Aeris' end, where she was gored in the back by Sephiroth, was more graphic and grandiose than anyone could have ever imagined...especially considering this was a Teen-rated game from the same company that brought us those cuddly Chocobos.
This game definitely has its share of impressive ways to kill. You can brain people by lobbing rotting cow heads, electrocute them with a tazer, and then finish them off with the dreaded "golden shower." As inventive as these were, the best death in all of Postal 2 is roasting the FBI's most wanted scumbag with a gallon of gasoline and a box of strike-anywhere matches. Do it for America!
