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These may be byproducts of our bodies, but they're still gross. We've got the ten most disgusting things to come from the bodies of gaming's various digital creations. Which game will be number two?

#10 Farts- Tattoo Assassins- [arcade] - [ Playstation ]

Though technically ineligible for inclusion since it was never released, Tattoo Assassins is too bizzare to simply award an honorable mention to. The game was meant to be Mortal Kombat writ large with hundreds of bizarre fatalities (check 'em out here). With ultimate creative freedom at their beck and call, the developers did what was expected of them. They made projectiles shoot from the characters' butts. The most notable being the onslaught of turkey dinners, which flows forth with such strength that the winner and loser are consumed in it. Now, tell me, how could this game not be on the list?

#10 Farts- Tattoo Assassins- [arcade]
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#9 Urine- Sims - [ PC ]

It may be clearer than a bottle of Poland Springs, but don't fool yourself. That puddle that just formed beneath your quivering Sim is indeed urine. If you forget to send your Sim to the bathroom while attending to their other daily duties, you'll end up with a mess on the floor and a frown on your digital avatar's face. It may not rank up there on the importance scale with eating and sleeping, but please take your Sim to the bathroom regularly.

#9 Urine- Sims
95% average
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#8 Snot- Boogerman - [ SNES ]

Between nose goblins and loogies, Boogerman made many uses out of mucus. A platformer based around a snot-powered superhero, Boogerman was one of the most juvenile and disgusting games of the 16-bit era. Which begs the question; where's our 3D update?

#8 Snot- Boogerman
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#7 Vomit- Toki: Going Ape Spit - [ Genesis ]

There couldn't be a list like this without Toki. First, there's the title, which manages to play off of one bodily excretion while mentioning another. Then there's the game itself, in which your main weapon is monkey vomit. We're not quite sure what consistency vomit has to take to become lethal, but apparently Toki has the right ingredients.

#7 Vomit- Toki: Going Ape Spit
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#6 Urine- Conker's Bad Fur Day - [ N64 ]

Never has emptying one's bladder been so refreshing--or necessary. In Conker's Bad Fur Day, in order to defeat fire imps, Conker had fill up on alcohol and douse their flames with his urine. It's one of the most disgusting scenes in one of the most disgusting games ever, and you'll love every second of it. It's a shame Microsoft bought out Rare, since a sequence like this was meant for the Nintendo WIi.

#6 Urine- Conker's Bad Fur Day
97% average
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