The next generation has arrived and we've got predictions on what's to come. Hang tight, these revelations may scare your pants off. Nobody ever said the future would be a blissful place to live.
Abercrombie and Fitch, move over. Dante is in the house and sweet Jebus is he styling. Didn't you know? Red leather jackets, fair skin, and bare chests are completely acceptable attire for demon-slaying boy toys nowadays.
Hey, it'll still be better than anything Uwe Boll could direct. Just imagine: Rooster Teeth as special guest directors and Bungie releases the Halo 3 SDK. Note to Peter Jackson: Cortana is a hologram, not a hobbit. Keep it straight.
In the future, you won't have to leave your house to compete in the World Cyber Games tournament. Scratch those expensive trips--you'll be able to kick ass and earn a six-digit income from the comfort of your own home! Oh wait...this isn't a prediction, it's reality.
With better hardware comes better software (if you know what I mean). Hair will shift correctly, boxes will topple properly, and erm...other bubbly proportions of the body will quiver realistically. Physics are going to be a key advancement in the next generation, but they'll be used for the same old leacherous applications.
This is just an attempt to bring back the Seventies. What's next? A Fu-Manchu? How can we take this latest iteration of Solid Snake seriously? I'm waiting for him to offer me candy and a ride in the back of his spooky van.
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