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Don't worry about combing through all the wasteful ego-inspired rants. The Gamer's Guide to the Galaxy highlights only the best (and asinine) riffs about gaming from around the Net.

This week: Michigan minors buy violent games, Bob Ross returns, and Super Mario sightings

Judge Rules Michigan Law Unconstitutional
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It's now unconstitutional to prohibit the sale of violent video games to minors in Michigan. U.S. District Judge George Steeh ruled that video games are creative, expressions of free speech and therefore protected by the First Amendment.

Game Violence Harmful to Kids, Yada, Yada, Yada
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The U.S. District Judge mentioned above must not have read this study when ruling for the sale of violent video games to minors.

At Least Game Violence Helps Fight Cancer
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There's a new game on the market geared towards cancer patients only that is statistically proven to raise cancer-specific knowledge and improve cancer-related self-efficacy. Do your part, play Re-Mission and help fight cancer.

Is GameVideos All That?
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Hell yes! Only in beta, GameVideos not only includes official video game trailers, but game related video content as well. Is there anyway GameTrailers can keep up?

Painting Happy Trees With the Revolution
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Nintendo's Revmote is sparking all sorts of creative ideas for developers and the latest involves Bob Ross and his happy painting techniques. See also: Top Ten Games to Play When You're Stoned.

Online Love Making
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The excuse for making these sexually deviant video games is the hope that couples who are in a distance relationship will be able to use the games privately between themselves. But we all know the developers had a hoot designing these massive online sex parties.

Real Life Super Mario Brothers
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Just like cookies and milk are left out for Santa on Christmas eve, these girls left blocks for Mario to bash throughout their hometown and now they may be facing punishment for alarming citizens. If anything, give these girls a high five and 1UP.

N64 Rulez
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You probably did the same thing.