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This week: Gaming advice for the parents, more weight on Rockstar's shoulders, and news on the PS3.

Parent's Read Here

360 Kid Safe
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This strict uncle spent hours stumbling over Xbox 360 parental controls, making his gaming center the epitome of child safety from violence in media. Wouldn't it be easier to just hide the stash of porn before the niece arrives?

Parents Guide to Videogames
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A father-to-be delves into the prominent questions about children and video games, listing everything from games to play with specific age groups to the ESRB breakdown.

Easter Eggs Galore
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Don't let the title fool you, it sounds like the reporter is more worried than the gaming industry.

This is Bad
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Yum! Paul Walker and Vera Farmiga drink Hot Coffee togetheron the washing machine.

PS3 Coming 2006
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Yeah, and Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Content Under Pressure is a really good game. Not!

Viral Videos
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This is suspiciously similar to VH1's hit television show Web Junk 20. I smell a copycat with a lack of creativity.

David Jaffe Speaks
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If there are certain things to note about David Jaffe it's his ability to whine about the industry, curse like a sailor, and create kick ass games that win Game of the Year awards.

Military and Gaming
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Microsoft donates to the military Halo, Full Spectrum Warrior, and flak jackets with giant green X's on them. Whoops!

Love is All You Need

Video Game Romances--everyone's doing the top 10
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All this holiday enthusiasm is making me sick. So, which one is the best? You decide.

Game Reviewers Thread
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This Gaming Age Forum member nailed the critics on this one. All game reviewer's plead the fifth.

Duck Hunting with Dick
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And for those unaware--the guy took a Dick shot "in the face."

News Hog GTA Strikes Again

Prostitutes Have Rights Too
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The news never stops revolving around Grand Theft Auto these days. For those wondering what's next, here it is.

Prisoners Gloat With GTA
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Sex in Games
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These games come packed with the works--including a sexy original music score and sex-positive design.

New Tomb Raider
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Angelina Jolie vs. Karima Adebibe. Cat fight!

Katamari Minigame
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Do not click to play this game! The rest of your workday will be very unproductive. Trust me.

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